how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day:
844 butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour:
5 butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking 8351 butt cords.